be ready

your girl said she wanted to smash I pull up I ain't finna pass and I can't wait to eat that ass she gonna take me to biology class I get there I'm about to pull of my dick I look down and I'm like this must be some sick trick some prick took my stick to use it on some chick now I can't even send a pic what is this schtick like damn I lost my dick and I can't find it and i should have been ready for that so i could make pussy my new habitat I call up my bro and I tell him she wanna blow but right now I gotta say no because I can't find my cock, I looked under a rock even in a sock and croc so you better talk he say I ain't got it but I know who borrowed it it was Johnny boy he had a small toy that squirted soy and I thought he was my homeboy i found my dick and I'm ready to eat that shit like its spaghetti and ima transmit that cobwebby semen because the say tis the season for her to get eaten (not like Dahmer) so I pull up to his place I gotta trace my penis I'm thinking about her wateriness so now we arguing I just want my dick back but he had to launch this attack but it was a genius life hack so then I head back we get in bed and as her legs started to spread the bitch instead took my dick and ate it because it was way too small she even took a ball but she wanted a meal not an appetizer so she went to her advisor and started to kneel like damn I lost my dick and I can't find it and i should have been ready for that so i could make pussy my new habitat