Happy birthday kat Kat another year has pasted What a year it’s been Your my best friend We got pretty close so here’s a toast Happy bday Waffle House on mondays Pretty panties oops I’m mean undays It’s like we smoked a blunt We got munchays Go to waffle house and we playing games Jeopardy outcome is always the same You win I loose I lost air bender where’s a noose You got onion breath from the eggs Don’t forget the cheese and chocolate waffle too No syrup on that bitch Kats got to poo In the bathroom 5 seconds she’s thru It’s your birthday kat Take me home kat I love when you call me and chat I’m like Peter petigrew I’m a rat Your the cheese You make me laugh You mean so much to me not a lie I’ll take a polygraph Your special in every way I’m thankful for you everyday The way you make me feel I can never repay Todays your day Your a queen pussy slay Bet your gonna read some fan fic Your a bad chick Out of all the girls your the one is pick I love your laugh I love your smile I feel empty when I don’t talk to you for a while Your music taste is on point I try to make you happy hope I don’t disappoint This year has been amazing Everything about you is amazing 12/18/2003 You mean everything to me It’s your birthday kat