911 jokes

yes this is 911 can I help you? ya there's this freak tryin to pound in my door better send someone quick or he'll be non existing no more! I ain't playin! you talkin to a pist off bitch! who the fuck does he think he is? I'm serious mam! you might be able to save em! I'm bouts ready to fuckin filet em! what's that? I couldn't understand what you saying! the muthafucka on his knees praying! how long till they get here? it's been like an hour!? you know what? never mind! he promised to be kind!! ha ha! 911! what a joke!! go eat your fucking doughnuts bitches! I hope you fucking choke!!