raps like this

you dont know how to make raps like this oh shit did you just piss do i need to give you a list of things not to do number 1 dont piss you pants number 2 your name cant be lance number 3 you cant put me in a trace whooo here i go as fast as i can ima put you in a frying pan hello and im your biggest fan you dont like clams oh just EAT IT it couldn't hurt a thing thinking i was going to fling you off the frying pan and you would land safely on the grond nuclear missile inbound kaboom