touch that grass

I would rather be playing my laptop inside then be touching that grass outside Bro I would've been a boss but you want me to toss it away just to touch that grass sims 4 mincraft warzone fornite roblox smash bros much other games that I would be playing then touching this crusty musty musky rusty dusty lusty grass out here what you want me to say "oh I love this grass so much I wanna sniff it" heck nah that's not what I would rather do you fool ( I think your brain is too loose ) ( do you want me to lose )