Dad Rap on Lock

Dad life, straight chilling LYRICS: Dad Rap on Lock And I’m shocked you didn’t know Watch me rock the diaper bag And age appropriate flows “You got something on your shirt”,  And then I bop yer nose Dozing on the sofa Cold washing some clothes I sport short jorts,  New balance and sunscreen On the 4th of July, A sight you’d like your friends to un-see Spatula in my hand  As I man the grill and chill “Kiss the cook” on my apron, takin’ heartburn pills.  Uh, uh, uh, uh,  Dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap I’m a wizard on the lawn, I got a long reputation,  Fertilize in the spring,  For supreme germination No trees too close To the house’s foundation Downspouts, fence posts,  And I got that irrigation.  Sunday morning,  Take the car for a rinse. Saw one of my favorite Air freshener scents.  I put in my money, But it won’t dispense,  How can they run a business like this It just don’t make sense.  Gotta do something special  For mother's day Don't forget, my kids Cuz it's almost May Bust out the art supplies Crayola paint When we wrap this up  We'll hit the park and play Yo son, How many times I tell you Leave your sister alone Get yoself straight grounded  If you keep picking bones I don't use autotune Only use AutoZone Cuz when my car needs work I try to do it on my own "Why are mechanics so God dang expensive? I know what an Allen wrench is…"