You are my best frienthe end you are so leng so peng so shmeng you are so cool and good at football like me I need to go for a wee behind that tree.and you know mark and how he saw that shark the other day in the hay I thought it was kinda weird he had a very strange beard and smelt quite bad that was quite sad. But anyway Rohan let’s move back to you you really don’t smell like poo and your so amazing and I’m glad that your raising your new child with me your to wild with me your so styled with me your so epic and cool and leng. The other day we went to the park when we went it was quite dark and a man was chasing us he was pacing on us so I decided to take action I beat him up and I ate him up until he turned into a cup and ever since then we’ve been besties that’s the story of Josh and Rohan