Midwest Munchies Throwing you in a bucket of KFC When I'm done with you, be hanging from dollar tree. Big ass needing a big Mac Having a mcflurry, time for another heartattack In school You were a fatass little teen You're not a king, more like a dairy queen Drop the fork, that would be a start Riding that fart retard cart, at Walmart Wanting a single, double, a triple Step to me, you be blind, deaf and crippled Eating a salad for you, is like being in hell Choke on another burrito bitch, at taco bell Leaving you round, out of shape and so obese Probably from all your mom's bacon grease You the prince of Nuggets and special sauce Even using a French fry as dental floss Picking up the remote you're out of breath and such a hassle Go back to your kingdom and throne, at white castle. You giving head for an Arby's chocolate shake Next is a rimjob, for an apple pie and maybe some cake. Go have another footlong at subway You're dating scene is the fat bitches from green bay. Wanting another burger, so you drop to your knees Even bending over, when you want extra cheese. Fat motherfucker, go have some more Chinese Another Wisconsin boy, with the Midwest munchies