My Santa bad He my boo He buys me everything from wishlist one and two My Santa bad He my boo you’re being toxic so he’s coming after you When you see that Rudolph red nose reindeer All the naughty boys have something to fear Heard it’s a slaughter house this year No more cold coal, he made it clear Protective of his misses Call him grand daddy with kisses Give him all the love so I can witness The murder scene I love the horror The gore and the terror A childrens character makes men inferior A horror scene My Santa bad He my boo He buys me everything from wish list one and two My Santa bad He my boo You’re being toxic so he’s coming after you. I said mister clause these men are fucking with my ho ho hos I don’t like how they make ‘em cry no no nos My snow bunnies and vixens I take care of my kittens Tidy, ready and happy If you could do one thing for me Go after the fuckers who hurt them Cause when girls are naughty They’re being good babies And you’re a ninja with breaking in And frightening them So they never hurt my precious queens again. My Santa bad He my boo He does everything I tell him to My Santa’s bad He my boo And he’s coming after you I’m dreaming of a red christmas Just like the one (forgot what I said)