stand up comedy rhyme

people used to make fun of the mario brothers when they were litte kids cuz they used to hit turtles in the head with a hammer...i caught my brother masterbating and he told me too shut the door and i told him...get inside your scaring the neighbors...i seen the most crunk bathroom ever it was called the little john...what do you call a midget mexican hooker cuntswaylow cuz her cunts way low...i was making love doing her from the back and i was punching her butt saying im fuckin thor...she turned her head and said im fucking sore too...did you blow bubbles when you were little...yeah...well hes back in town he wants you too call him...rice is the best food to eat when your hungry and you want 2000 of something...i only date homeless women cuz i can drop em off anywhere...escalaters never break they just become stairs...i dont have a girlfriend but i know a girl that would get mad if i said that...did you hear about the constipated mathematician he had to work it out with a pencil...tunasub backwards busanut...an italian hood is called a spaghetto .