with all of my, "I don't cares,"

with all of my i dont cares, i hearby claim, as i once went on so u think u can dance and was like , whats up, main i always liked the scarecrow on alice in wonderland so i sit induan style and sang, if i only had a brain, like a dog whom is not willing to hunt down a shot for the neck and ass pain, then further to chase it with a shot of scotch on the rocks plain, i have nothing to lose or to gain as i was born the posterchild for lame and since biryh nothing has cjanged i hitchike down. railroad tracks in vain, piggybackin a wide load with both ankles sprained, unable to make a baggage claim bc im unfortunate in luck of a slow moving train, and when it comes to being smooth heres the truth, i have less than gomer pyle when u talk bout having game, im a ten point buck wiyh a huge hunter orange stain, thinkin all over the road is my lane