fart attack

people these days just don't understand good comedy dead humour all dried up like a turd in the sand. people just dont understand. rippin off others cause theyre ashamed of their own brand farting above your poo poo pants. when you fart on the can it just sounds bland. thats why im a one man band with no fans but if you wanna feature on my track you gotta fart on command know any poo jokes offhand? fuck off man ill open a can of spam in your sedan and stink up your van. even queef is irrelevant because everyone is a tran. probably shit while you stand. ill show you grand. rip and dip im notafraid to let one slip if you give me any lip slient but deadly when i empty my clip into a cup and watch you take a sip. you wont know what hit you until your nose starts to drip. i get down to brass tacks i target you with my ass you about to get gassed. i can predict the future now that ive just passed a blast. youre going to smell it im going to laugh. i got a different kind of class thats hard for people to grasp. everyone shits but not everyone is good at the craft. thats a wrap. not bad for a rough draft.