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if you were cut from the kloth you're the reason there's panties with no crotch praise the Lord you know I love easy access to the twat but what's up with only having the flavors of the Kool-Aid packets that you got I guess I better be thankful for what it's not cuz it could be pork rind pickle brisket and peach schnapps all rolled up into one like they do with that soul food restaurant owned by ur pops all right divine you no stealing wine from the church is a crime but I guess that bottom shelf hooch could be mistaken for a 40 if you're smoking dimes all the time sober up and learn how to read you'll be fine i bich service is over fold up the tables go out back and clean up the stables I'll call you when dinner's ready we're having grilled cheese on a bagel I know you're thinking of my ass might be unstable but the last bottle that you drank your ass forgot to read tha lable