A la Carte

#roast #mealticket #eatup #duck oh...I'm chef row...hes not a chef...watch this... hope you got a motor for your boat since the last time you ducked me for Choptober..you were obliviously scared to tip over...Hoping I'd go slower and wait for catchy punchlines..Hey...I'm chef row..I sit in chat and bitch about people being bitches when your the biggest bitch out there..Kinda like a salad girl someone easy to take home on the first day..That reminds me...no one really knows where ya came from..you just come Row rowing to shore..(Hey..look at that weirdo in the boat tub).Land Hoe is what they first called em...we all got someone..its like no matter where ya go...got your attention yet your not a vet no seasoning gonna cover this beef you sneaking in...Bad Product...Its like you gotta lean over to your co-worker..is this still good..(he said use it...Iiiiii don't know).I know...Such accusations...probably dont use to gettin bullied...its hot in the kitchen...go on...go and run again...I don't blame ya...but if you do...make sure you buy some non slip shoes..that's code...here here's 10 dollars...get you some threadsafe before you learn to float..make your way up third...maybe one day son..I could let you run wheel...stop dropping rolls..Row...Rolls.damn I feel like spitbox...Row..yeah just..tell him to go home.....he's not kneaded no more..dough that will never raise..a deer that will never run..a ray..tell your girl I got a Big Johnson and motormouth tea bagged his jam and bread Row row row....funny thing is I dont even own a boat.....Hey chef...the thunder rolls..remember me..this guy ain't a gangster...you use to listen to Garth Brooks....and he knows it...I didnt wanna call you this...but your a whigger wanna B..That's a black guy who tries to act white and still be black at the time..which is even worse...I can't call it...its too close...I'm stuck between Carlton and ...and every white guy with the rap name that starts with yung..but that's besides the point..thing is..no ones afraid of who whea whigger tendencies...not even smaller ones..when I pull your card...You'll know why...I'm blacker then you are. but I stay white..But in the kitchen...it don't matter the color..just the fuckin sauce..Call me boss..but...you already knew your spot when you step in my zone..Now Im... all in face..I'm all in your face...what...what..(crying)...ok your gonna cry....You gonna fuckin cry..Grow a dick and some balls..and hey...row up..I'm trying to get high..