shot on shots

yesterday i was out with my guys,boys were high,shot on shots my guy, bottles jakpa,we no send my guy ,pass me the the kush make i whuss my guy. my phone vibrate i bring am out my guy, check who dey call na one ugly girl like that. 'hello! na so i start dey yell my guy,where are you nick, I'm front of ya hostel i just came from our party and m scared as fuvk,biko do dey come abeg. na waytin come out of her mouth next. i check time na 2 mins pass 2 early mor mor,sha e don do make i dey go before this sailors jaz out with their 2by2. i claw my men, drag my last kush,the walai ta lia na fuvk remain to do as e be like this. i board a cab,only me one,waytin you expect ? any time money dey i no dey too get sense like that. as i reach main gate she call again,hello bae, I'm front of main gate now like this,she said good. wait there for me i go soon dey come abeg. i off no be you be you talk say you dey front of my hostel like 20 mins ago? tor i no reason m,am sit down like person way em dey pursuit imagine one yeye boy the talk say make i come enter motor e go pay my shuffle. 20mins gone she still never lap,i call her again she say may i no vex say she dey close,na so i sitdown back like who him papa disown. 20 mins fly she call,come dey laugh. say may i no vex say this was all a joke,tf i be dey drink water when i hear am i swear i really choke. na so i just hang my phone,waka enter the gate. as i dey trek to my hostel i just dey regret,i no even know when i start lament, walai condom way i go out with i carry am come back complete. chai i go hopeless,i come hopeless i no even see breez press. fr ehh girls na scam. sha Favour incase you listening to this fuvk your entire family,even ya dogs too.