mountain dew and Pepsi

Free styling here listen up you I am mountain dew in one hand and Pepsi in the other hand yo y'all better listen up here I'm telling you straight up I got the mountain dew one hand got the Pepsi in the other country came in the woods y'all better not fight me cuz if you do pull out my gun shoot your butt and you won't like it cuz they were heart plus I got a 22 revolver so y'all better back off son