Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill Went up the hill, Had a shag, and had their fill, didn't fetch a pail of water, Jill went home a dirty daughter Mary had a little lamb, took it drinking, what a sham, got it pissed, It shagged around, now it's banned from every jam, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Show me where the strippers are, up above the pub so high, Flash your tits, and don't be shy Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, All the King's horses and all the King's men, found him fucking a hand again, Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds, and Wade, Along came Jack with his hairy sack, And scared Miss Muffet away, Bah bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir yes sir my balls are full, one for the master, one for his wife, and one for the milkman who shags her at night Old King Cole was a dirty old soul, he called for his pipe and his bowl, but instead of three fiddlers to play him a song, he called for 3 strippers, they fucked all night long There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, She had so many lovers she didn't know who, So she lined them up, and gave them a test, And picked the one who shagged the best YEAH!