OREGON SUCKS

Yo, this one’s for all the real fans out there… Not the ones rockin’ green and yellow thinkin’ they elite. Let’s talk about the Ducks… or should I say, the Duds? ⸻ [Verse 1] Quack quack? Nah, that’s a weak attack, Oregon Ducks fold every time they get smacked. Hyped every year like “this gon’ be the one,” Then they choke in the playoffs, yeah the season done. All that flash with the Nike drip, Still can’t get a natty? That’s a major slip. Feathers look fresh but the record be foul, Gettin’ cooked in the bowl like a holiday chow. ⸻ [Chorus] Green and yellow? More like green with envy, Other teams eat while the Ducks get empty. Talk all that noise, but the stats don’t back, Oregon Ducks? Just quackin’ off track. ⸻ [Verse 2] Eugene dreams turn into nightmares, Built a loud crowd, but ain’t nobody scared. Run up the score on weak little teams, But when Bama come knockin’, they just scream. Bo Nix had a moment, yeah we seen that flash, But big-game pressure had him throwin’ straight trash. Y’all dance in the tunnel, swaggin’ with pride, But can’t even finish when it’s Pac-12 ride or die. ⸻ [Chorus] Green and yellow? More like green with envy, Other teams eat while the Ducks get empty. Talk all that noise, but the stats don’t back, Oregon Ducks? Just quackin’ off track. ⸻ [Outro] Feathers fallin’, dynasty stallin’, Another big game? Another Ducks callin’. Y’all might be fly in a style parade, But when it comes to trophies? All y’all get is shade. No hate, just stats… Quack no cap.