Grandma in a Tank

(Intro) Yuh! I just did taxes on a trampoline Ayy! WHAT?! My grandma got a tank, and she drivin’ MEAN! Zoom zoom! (Chorus) Grandma in a tank, eatin’ pickles in the rain She just ran over my job — I ain’t workin’ again I wear goggles in the mall, just to see through the pain Had a meeting with a squirrel, now we runnin’ a campaign (Verse 1) I’m eatin’ air pies, throwin’ forks at the ceiling Used to have a mustache, now I’m shapeshiftin’ my feelings Taught a robot how to dance, now he’s chillin’ with my cousins Got a dragon in the trunk, he be screamin’ out for muffins Shoutout to my uncle — he a DJ and a dentist He be flossin’ beats, literally, that man relentless I wear crocs to a wedding, then I moonwalk through the tension I just time-traveled backwards to skip the intervention (Chorus) Grandma in a tank, eatin’ pickles in the rain She just ran over my job — I ain’t workin’ again I wear goggles in the mall, just to see through the pain Had a meeting with a squirrel, now we runnin’ a campaign (Verse 2) I bench-pressed Pluto, now my arms got a passport Shouted at a carrot, now I’m banned from the task force Flipped a pancake with my brain, call it thought sport Won a spelling bee by yelling “FISH” in the food court My dog got a TikTok, now he rich and he boujee Tried to watch a movie, but my popcorn sued me Woke up in a bakery, they named me the chosen I don’t wear a seatbelt — I just ride with emotions (Bridge) Grandma doin’ donuts in a tank through Ikea I just met a crab who said, “Nice to finally see ya!” Put a sticker on my face, now I feel like a leader And I once hugged a cactus — now I’m known as a healer (Final Chorus) Grandma in a tank, eatin’ pickles in the rain She just ran over my job — I ain’t workin’ again I wear goggles in the mall, just to see through the pain Had a meeting with a squirrel, now we runnin’ a campaign (Outro) Sheesh! Dill pickles for President — we gonna run this town I just sneezed on a trampoline and unlocked a portal! DILL PICKLES!!! WE OUT!