Testicle Shredder

I put my testicles inside of a paper shredder, and then I turned into Squidward with Michael Jackson's kidney stones inside of his mouth. Actually, it was more like kidney boulders. They tasted so good. They tasted so good. I don't know why, but they tasted so good. Then I put my testicles inside of a blender again, I got new ones. But then it actually hurt, and then I screamed like this: AAAAAHHHHHH