Douchey

According to the urban dictionary I'm a douchebag for wearing sweater loosely around my neck. I'm also a dumb ass for using the phrase "hack a butt" meaning let's smoke a cigarette. For wearing a sweater over my neck loosely while in Canmore Alberta for a night my auditory hallucinations says I sent the message that I'm always going to be the gangsterest teenager from Vancouver BC. Hack a butt because my cousin and I used to hack butts from the ashtrays as young kids. Yes I'm douchey. I just got an invite to my sisters place this evening.