Belt Royale

“Yo, I was just chillin’, playin’ Fortnite with the squad…” Verse 1 Just another match, squad’s goin’ strong, Mom burst in like, “You’ve been playin’ too long!” “Turn it off, clean your room, it’s a mess!” I said, “Hold up, I’m mid-game, can’t you guess?” Then I said it, yeah, I messed up bad, Told my mom to shut up—man, I made her mad, She froze, then her eyes went wide, Next thing I knew, she was comin’ inside! Chorus/Hook “Talk back, and you’ll get smacked! When moms pull up, there’s no comeback!” “Controller down, now I’m feelin’ trapped, When you talk that smack, ain’t no goin’ back!” Verse 2 She pulls my chair back, I flew back real fast, Knew I was done for, thought that game would last, My homies heard it all, they were laughin’ loud, But now it’s just me and my mom—no crowd. “Did you just say that? Boy, you bold!” She ain’t waitin’—this story’s told, She grabbed the belt, swingin’ with speed, I knew right then I was in deep need! She brought it down, like a Fortnite drop, “Whap! Whap! Whap!”—I couldn’t make her stop, Dodgin’ left, but that belt’s got aim, Guess I learned that day, ain’t playin’ no game! Chorus/Hook “Talk back, and you’ll get smacked! When moms pull up, there’s no comeback!” “Controller down, now I’m feelin’ trapped, When you talk that smack, ain’t no goin’ back!” Outro Now I’m grounded, controllers locked away, All ‘cause I thought I had somethin’ to say, Lesson learned, don’t mess with moms, Or you’ll get caught up in a Fortnite bomb