cow on a sofa

I walked in the room, what did I see? A cow on a sofa, looking at me I scratched my head, couldn't believe How'd that cow get up in here, it's a mystery But I ain't mad, I'm feeling kinda amused I grab my phone, take a pic, it's breaking the rules I post it online, the caption reads "Cow on a sofa, living the dream" The cow just chills, doesn't even care Laying back, like it's on vacation somewhere I offer it some hay, it just shakes its head Guess it's too busy lounging, getting fed But hey, who am I to judge? If a cow wants to relax, let it budge I'll let it be, do its thing Cow on a sofa, living like a king.