Message in a Bottle (Chris’ Version)

Bitch I miss you like I miss the cool ranch Doritos Anger issues got me seeing demons Angry bout the New Year’s Eve kiss between your lover and your sisters Fuck the lover album I was listening to every single Bitch I need you like I need to keep breathing Need you like the heroine I’d inject you through a needle Bitch your pussy getting wetter as we speaking Please don’t lie to me and tell me you’re not full of secrets I was texting Ariana and Selena Tweeting at those bitches for a good reason Just to send a voice message in their DN’s Now I hope you get this message in a bottle full of semen Look All you had to do was stay All you had to do was say my name Bitch I’m your biggest fan since the Beatles And I know you love my albums I can tell from all your preaching I can tell that you’re forgiving I just wanna tell you something Bitch I’d write my wedding vows with intentions just to keep ya Maybe one day I’ll get to meet ya Hold you in my arms and take away your bad feelings But till then I’m on a mission from the garden No I ain’t jumpin but I’m looking for your heart with my hard on And if they put me on trial they’re gonna try and take away my freedom Show up at the court house with a picture of you on my background bumping all your sounds through the ceiling Fuck it Taylor you’re the reason I’m in love with life and all it’s seasons I’m in love with autumn im in love with the way you’re honest I’m in love with the thought of roleplay with you as my teacher God damnit Taylor Why you gotta be sadistic like the devil Why you gotta say things you don’t mean while we’re fighting over social media? Look This whole incognito bull shit has to stop at some time during weekdays I just wanna see a selfie of you and your cats please believe me Please don’t go away and tell me I’m in trouble for the way that I’ve been reaching Please don’t tell me I’m the one who’s crazy when I’m crazy in love with the worlds biggest people pleaser Ay I’d fuck you all day if you let me If you’d let me have it my way I’d be on that pussy like a whopper with the dressing