The maquito man (Funny gangster shit)

I HEAR somthing . I hear a bang, Low life slang, Orange tang while I'm doing my Thang, I hear a bang , like I let off on the clutch on my hoopty, I'm laid back cause the roof is drooping, , Point A to point B is a little nervous cause my engine is way out service , and if I hit the curb on these retreads it's all over, probably flip the fuck over, I hope I got a angel on my shoulder, my ride look like somebody died cause it's cashed on both sides, 1 thing about not a motherfucker wants to ride, I hear a bang I hear bang , lord I have a wish I wished so many times, please help this POS ride get me by please I got diapers to buy ,and I gotta get some sugar cause the Kool lade done ran dry, please I'll start smoking low grade MId weed , instead of captain kush, man I think I smell something burning under the hood, I hear a bang too, oh shit 3 miles to go and this shit ain't lookin good.