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hi I'm Charlie wanna see Me get real naughty with a hoty I just met in the lobby. oh god she is o so snobby I think her hobby must be karate everybody just seen me get my balls kicked up onto my body. tomorrow I'll roll up with the whole posse she'll be sorry I'll have my glory not statutory very preditory long story short I'm over the age of 40 and if they aren't in school they just bore me it's the only way I can get the nookie for free why the fuck you still standing there help me hide this body. here grab this shovel I need some extra muscle, come on man we need to hustle on the double or we're in trouble. quick take this funnel and put it in her butthole. now pour the booze and these pills down her muzzle here I got a handfull wait give me one too so I can sample sit back and melt like a candle. we need the evidence to be unsubstantial so imade her ride me like a saddle on a camel bro. throw some bleach on the hoe. the whole bottle flow then I let the bullet from this barrel blow see it on the news in the am on channel 4. missing girl found dead on cabin floor sitting curled bounded with satin rope head looking like a smashed cantaloupe disfigured with a flattened nose. room looked like a battle zone..... hello I'm Charlie but that you already know don't be a rat, keep that mouth closed. I'll go and grab the bat and break your nose now take off those muthafuckin clothes and grab a hold of those toes ima shove it your ass so far that shit explodes. then keep your ass alive while you decompose. and your flesh is rotting left exposed- an some fungus grows- do you oppose? well this is the life you chose. just kidding idk I'm just kinda psycho and that's just how it goes. you know the saying bros before hoes. that's just a joke. I'm just blowing smoke.. you know us men folk like to stroke our bone and get a poke so mind your own don't provoke. cuz I'll kill your ass and shove an artichoke down your throat. cut off your skin wear it like a coat. then press on your grave leave it like a mote leaving behind a little note I wrote with a dumb ass quote that s an anecdote about how I made love to you body. ps I'm sorry pss hi I'm Charlie