skiing rap

May I have your attention please? I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) To ski of huge cliff (to ski of huge cliff) Everybody (everybody) Come take my legs (come take my legs) We'll walk through my office together, through the storm Whatever weather, cold or warm His hands are sweaty, arms greasy, nipples are skinny There's food on his sweater already, father-in-law's curry He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to ski of huge cliff, But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, And I am, Irish If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am, Irish If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am I don't know it's just the way I am You better send it You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ski of huge cliff This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo You better send it You own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to ski of huge cliff This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo So lets go back Follow the old lady as we go on another episode Journey with me as I take you through my office I once used to call home sweet home Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the ski hill now And when I'm gone, just ski of huge cliff, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my sweaty hands Just know that I'm looking down on you crashing And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just send it And when he's gone, just ski of huge cliff, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his greasy arms Just know that he's looking down on you collapsing And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain Just send it in your sweater.