Dark Humor

happy days are a gift happy days they lift us to a higher level so life is a little angel dust instead of all devil and if you think that life can be wack ya buddy your right about that but sometimes we go get addicted to crack just to replace that with smack and like a diamond back addicted to all that if we don't get back a little after paying all cash for a simple stash we can get a little mad sorry about that i felt I had to attack in all black back of those offices in the alley with a bat remember I took you out by your legs swung to the back then knocked you out with one good crack someday we will look back on that and laugh but i get where you at now a little bit fresh for that since it just happened like 5 minutes back ha ha ya buddy anyway can I get your money gold rings necklace wallet with the credit cards in it keys to your car address to your home that cell phone your shoes your shirt and pants too hey is that can a Rockstar? yes please also your socks and boxers hey thanks for answering my fake profile on tinder sorry about the dinner but I'm a sinner and no beginner so peace out loser no hard feelings and thanks for the Toyota 4runner I'm Rollin in your bling Rollin on your wheels tell me how that feels I don't normally steal but my dealers prices doubled in deal so now shit just got real gotta already robbed mom and dad grandma and grandad so I had to move on to the likes of you sorry dude you know it's those damn blues like smeigle chasing his precious I can get a little malicious damn Hobbits sorry anyway on to the next cause this will only get me enough for a quick fix again sorry I was a dick better luck next time