Black Eminem

When I make it, I don't want no tears in my champaign. So I'll knife you in the face and tell your corpse to have a nice day. As I make my hasty getaway, I get delayed by a shaggy Cop named Dave. I say to Dave, "What the fuck you want from me you pasty shit" He retorts,"Think your really gonna get away with this?" I response with a knife to the lung, Gagged on his blood as the angels had sung, I don't know why but it was switchblade day. I carpet bombed the squad car and made escape. The alien in my brain is venomous. Talking to myself so much it gets repetitive. Detroit is the perfect getaway from crime, I can Stab some guys and people just continue their lives. I can shoot you, Stu, Boo Boo the Foo, And some other dude and have nothing to lose. 911 is a joke man it's accurate. The other day I saw a fat chick drinking daiquiris. Had a Badge and a Vag. Now isn't that a bitch. Ms Officer has alcohol on her lips, My bad I bumped her, now it's on her tits. She shrugged it off and threw some more back and blew a kiss. I don't know whether I should throw up, or walk away looking at her as she goes nuts. It's a really bizarre afternoon, I hopped in my Ford and played a loud tune then I zoomed!