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I was born in the vagina not a test tube. My mother was not a witch. For years I toiled in relative obscurity trying to make my big break into the world of high-flying hacky sack competitions. Does surprisingly my break came when I was taking a crap in the mens stall of a Krispy Kreme location. I was overheard rapping to a beat that was playing on the speaker of the stall bathroom.. and the guy said you know you're not half bad maybe you should consider rapping and so I tossed away my hacky sack career pack my bags and move to Denver. unfortunately there's nobody in Denver that could get me to move out the scale of my rap career because nobody raps in Denver so I moved again to California... And the rest they say is history as I am still a nobody but I live in California. would my rap career flamed out I went back to Washington State where I'm at now and I clean Krispy Kreme restrooms for a living.

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