jerk

i got a job making money for the man with a chicken in a bucket and a soda pop can puke green uniform on my back had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat i leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair running through the mini mall in my underwear got lost downtown couldnt find a way home sun went down i got frozen to the bone until a hooker let me share her fake fur coat i was only trying to get warm i shouldnt of burned my uniform standing right here with a beer in my hand and i dont understand i got bent like a wet ciggarette and shes coming after me with a butterfly net now they got me in a birdcage flapping my jaw like a pretzel in the stars just waiting to fall so give me what i got to get so i can go because i aint washing dishes in the ditch no mo chorus