Chortle

Nanotech mortal Once again on that Alien Tim At a space portal With an alien friend I'll say this again, the way this day has been, I should've stayed with lemonade in the shade at the Inn For days caged in, I gave in to impatient with the inspiration for something amazing. Caution got tossed to the side, which often should be in my thoughts for the ride, but was orphaned to die. I leave the encampment. My thoughts are running rampant. Sorry, if I veer off on a tangent. Some bandits are pacing me and start chasing me. My legs combust, leaving dust - nobody's tasting me. Shucks! Around this time, I crash into Ichabod Abudadeen Iglesias Crotch Sebastian Tyrone Leroy Bubba Jones, Jr The 3rd And A Half Point 2 Pi Squared In Parentheses/-2 Esquire Or To Whom It May Concern To Be Continued Forever Etc Infinity Amen! Should I say it again. Subsequently, this is the name of my new alien friend. I first met him underwater swimming with some Israelians when...Whoa, Look at at me dog! Don't that beat all? A total recall? Great white sharks tearing all kinds of meat off. He got me to the yacht from under the surface and was the cause of the onlookers being nervous. Now it's all making sense. Like this whole chasing event. Alien and I are taking defense positions because of intense conditions. I sense this isn't his first rodeo mission in his portfolio listings. Before being overtaken by the invasion, Alien recites an incantation. A humongous space portal materializes and storming through - an Army with imperial devices. Suffice it to say, there's still a price to pay if the incoming mob doesn't play nice today. The mob arrives but quickly backs away. They don't wanna be snatched and become snacks today. They evacuate in abject terror, making me think I befriended Alien in error? Alien perceives me telepathically and practically collapses me in apathy. Devoid of any fear of being reversed engineered, I chortle through the portal and eventually disappear.