Jason's Storytelling
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•18 Oct 2020
[Jason Voorhees]-Jason Voorhees was a man when he came up out of the water,even though he was killed as a kid by all the other lil bitch campers,camp crystal lake is so relaxing even with all them bullies bodies bobbin across the surface top,when you hear the che che che ahh ahhh ahhh u should run or you will get yo neck chopped and cropped, Why did it even have to stop,im in luck I found some kids swimming down by the old withered dock,plus next week there will be a flock of college kids ready to get up out they're tops always drinking n smoking pot unaware of what plot Jason's got, Why did he come up out of the crystal clear water when it has been disturbed,Its because he has a connection to this place can't you tell?, somethings in the air n it has a really awful smell, ^ yo is that your skull i see up under that hockey mask right there im a tourist and I need directions can you help me please yes or no bro, ^oh helllllllll I should have brought my ice cream truck with how sweet ur death is going to be to me^,ummm okayyyy and 2 fudge pops please < Why not invite Freddy to come down to hell to dwell with me for a spell,but i forgot I have his head in a display case to this very day,Oh hey Chucky u wanna have a chuckle u midget ugly Jennifer tillie stitched dick dollfucker how about you come down to my lake to play,ill chop you up then bury your plastic parts in a Legoland themed graveland, Always been a demon in a hockey mask and if i die i will be right back next week promising to keep the pact with the devil i hope you never see or hear him speak, Campers you better heed the keep out warnings and tread softly,or you will be just another part of camp crystal lake history floating among the tangled weeds ur head has the best seat among the broken trees, Your blood on his blade is the best view he's had since he went to outer space and came back down to earth as a comet to commit murderous shit on every single person that went swimming in his watery grave while he was away on vacation ur about to understand his pain, When you hear the che che che ahh ahh ahh u will get the feeling that everyone else had just before they started getting sliced up and peeled up guts revealed, You better just stay Concealed if you want your limbs to stay connected and protected from his blade in the future if you ever want to venture up there on vacation,I reject it I guarantee its a bad idea and you look like you are interested even more now,You love urban myths like me good cuz we have a vacation coming up next week and I promised everyone else we would camp out there and sneak a peek, oH shit you should be freaked ill stay away G.
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[Jason Voorhees]-Jason Voorhees was a man when he came up out of the water,even though he was killed as a kid by all the other lil bitch campers,camp crystal lake is so relaxing even with all them bullies bodies bobbin across the surface top,when you hear the che che che ahh ahhh ahhh u should run or you will get yo neck chopped and cropped, Why did it even have to stop,im in luck I found some kids swimming down by the old withered dock,plus next week there will be a flock of college kids ready to get up out they're tops always drinking n smoking pot unaware of what plot Jason's got, Why did he come up out of the crystal clear water when it has been disturbed,Its because he has a connection to this place can't you tell?, somethings in the air n it has a really awful smell, ^ yo is that your skull i see up under that hockey mask right there im a tourist and I need directions can you help me please yes or no bro, ^oh helllllllll I should have brought my ice cream truck with how sweet ur death is going to be to me^,ummm okayyyy and 2 fudge pops please < Why not invite Freddy to come down to hell to dwell with me for a spell,but i forgot I have his head in a display case to this very day,Oh hey Chucky u wanna have a chuckle u midget ugly Jennifer tillie stitched dick dollfucker how about you come down to my lake to play,ill chop you up then bury your plastic parts in a Legoland themed graveland, Always been a demon in a hockey mask and if i die i will be right back next week promising to keep the pact with the devil i hope you never see or hear him speak, Campers you better heed the keep out warnings and tread softly,or you will be just another part of camp crystal lake history floating among the tangled weeds ur head has the best seat among the broken trees, Your blood on his blade is the best view he's had since he went to outer space and came back down to earth as a comet to commit murderous shit on every single person that went swimming in his watery grave while he was away on vacation ur about to understand his pain, When you hear the che che che ahh ahh ahh u will get the feeling that everyone else had just before they started getting sliced up and peeled up guts revealed, You better just stay Concealed if you want your limbs to stay connected and protected from his blade in the future if you ever want to venture up there on vacation,I reject it I guarantee its a bad idea and you look like you are interested even more now,You love urban myths like me good cuz we have a vacation coming up next week and I promised everyone else we would camp out there and sneak a peek, oH shit you should be freaked ill stay away G.
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