God's Army

Call me Elwood Oshkosh B gosh Banging on the mash potato pots While on the poopy pot in a pair of Osh Kosh B Gosh overalls eating tator tots So what I'm trying to say is that I've been rapping since the beging of time Never heard of a crime never worried about time Got older on some grind time, soon to be play time I knew what I was doing when I was doing looking like some crazy poop that I was doing But don't worry Im sippin up on the holy fluid Can't nothing ever phase me I love you pay me I'm fresh up out my diaper imma sniper I'm my dad's baby What's hattenin how you doing lady I'm fresh up out the water shout out to the Navy I love a country lady breakfast biscuits and gravy Oh Lord someone save me I'm in the booth and you know that I'm going crazy Please don't shoot, I'm not even in the Booth This a cell phone rap, I don't know where I'm at Hanging out solo band like a eerit hi-hat If I don't curse wit my words maybe Grange will play dat I got my walker, my hair line back Remeber me from way back Minimum wage yeah!? They can keep that For Pete sake, I'm trying to win a sweep stakes No steaks not sweet, please don't kill the Moomoo's or eat the pigs feet There's better things to eat like treats Teal boxed cereal rice crispy treats If Jesus preparing the mansion Where's my mansion Not to compare myself to anybody but you got one for Marlon Manson Led Zeppelin Freddy Jason Some dude living in his Mom's basement I'm pretty sure my art is as amazing Or as is let Em know that I'm back kid I'm rapping like rabbit in money won't make me a bastard Because my dad wit my granny and granny far away wit daddy So rap like a pastor don't even need to get a masters But I rap like I already got a masters bachelor's doctrine I'm an oxen or maybe I just wanna be a fun loving cuddle teddy bear I know my dad wanna cuddle with my grandson I mean my son his grandson You knew what I was saying when I said it huh So where da love at? Freezer where the Doves at They make us pay extra just to take a bubble bath This the smart path welcome to art class My son should be able to eat vending machine hall pass Because you passed the class and now you got the pass They gon' pass gas when they see me with the after math God made me great, we always up late I can't wait to see my son cut his birthday cake All these toys with everything to do Throw a dart at the map on the wall this is where we going too I call you Rhy Rhy momma call you RuRu Lost time make my brown eyes blue whooa Your grandma got blue eyes grandpa got brown eyes Mine brown wit the halo blue two times Yours are green they make up 2% of the world I pray you have it all still playing church ball God cary you through the storm the devil'll never hurt chyall Blessed are the children and the parents who raised y'all In the choir singing grace amazing Amazing grace still I see God's face Like the night I left driving across the United states He told me hurry up, two outfits in ya suite case I guess I took a ranger tour on top of ice mountains pulling the e brake fish tailing it was awesome I loved it I stopped at 3 different churches wit two bibles and a $2 Dolla bill in my wallet Officers I'm sober, no I'm not an alcoholic I'm from the other side, died and came back to life We all still here this the proof right here Talking through the Propehet yeah Em we right here Shedding tears listening to LP lil Nicky right there He was on his way to Batesville back of mom's Bonneville On our way to Christmas Grandpa Sonny & Betty He had me say it like that so they don't lust my grandma I'll keep it classic savior got cure for Asma Covid hit couldn't afford my rent had to donate plasma Tell them nighty night don't forget chyo night light The aliens on the way to see you from the wright right? Yeah It's me and God's Army Aye look at me Mommy I look like Tommy Never been a dumby Always been funny Can I get some money?