*satan story* Yo i went over to the supermarket yesterday pulled up in my red ford taurus put my mask on so i dont get corona virus i went in robbed the store punched the manager and pretended he was miley Cyrus and then the manager pulled out a gun and started firing soo i pulled out my rocket launcher from my asscrack and started firing shootin n rootin and fucking and ducking he came up and dodged my missiles and he came and shot me in the head with a pistol now im dead *Oh hello ice t welcome back to hell* whats going on man you doing alright? hows the wife *uhh shes fine shes been a bit of a bitch today* *Whats been going on this is your 5th time here this month* ik man i started shooting and fuckin and ducking and all that alright i need my contract *Don't you rember ice t i have no more contracts for you to leave how bout you take a break from the world and hang out down here* Fine alright man Whatsup dave*Hellooo Ice t* ooooo hello lady trynna get down down with ice t Shelley. (jack ass i already told you im not gonna date you in ur dreams) come on shelly just once? (Nooo you perverted asshole) Come shelly we gonna interracial interglacial and interfacial (nooo) Come on shelly we gotta escape soo i can try to rob the supermarket again kill the President and eat em ror dinner and shoot these mfs (sounds like a plan) alright lady we need to kill satan and his wifey hold on follow me shelly here we go i smuggled in my ak last time i was here which was yesterday i was getting spicy with julia in this bed when i was here here take this pistol shelly we hide these guns shove em down ur pants (whatever weirdo) alright sweety lets go Hey ice t!!!j Oh whatsup julia ***You trynna get down again with me??**j Naw sweety next time hmph....bitch j Lets go shelly satan* Hello ice t what is it that you need? YEAH *BOOM BOOM* come on lady we gotta run and kill his wifey come here Bitch *pow pow* Oh shit and demons are after us run and gun lady Bam bam bam Oh shit its Julia!! pow pow (You bitchh you should of slept with me) fuck im sorry sweety i didnt mean too (Fuck you ice t) Run shelly pow pow pow *ahahahhaaa* Oh whatsup dave!! /HELLOOOO ICE. T/ Here take this uzi dave shoot those mfs and shoot julia Ok we gotta calm down ok soo how we gonna get outta to the elevator!! *WHAT* Duh dumbass how you think you got here? in that elevator! ok we in the elevator you good shelly? dave? What you doing dave pull up ya pants cuz we need a ambulance we gotta duplicate this mar jew Anna here dave smoke this shit calm down buddy Ok we out one stop we gotta make we gotta find that mf that killed me with his pistol Follow me lets hop in the ford Taurus and let bump1 b.i.g ight we here you ready dave shelly? lets gooo HEY BITCH POW POW POW POW HAHAH HES DEAD alright lets go skrrrtttt Ok we did it wait whos that?? its grandma bitch pow pow pow pow skrrtt boom WELCOME BACK TO HELL ICE T