one time I got abducted by some crazy aliens the government trusted to bring us peace and love from the stars above but they didn't know the fools were corrupted as we were flying around they tried to probe my buns but they didn't know about American guns my little friend weighed about 3 pounds with a sound from the underground. pow pow I shot the one with the probe in his hand and he screamed like a little bitch not a little man I fired once again and his head went pop I had a full box of ammo so i wasn't gonna stop I made my way through the capsule met a couple droids that I wasn't tryna hassle they asked me if I could get em off the ship they were tryna take a 420 trip we went down to the cockpit the pilot grabbed a gun so I asked him to drop it he did not comply so I shot him in the eye grabbed his little pilot hat and I rocked it the ship started diving so i grabbed the control adrenaline pumping on a cosmic roll I was tryna figure out how to drive when one of the droids kindly handed me a bowl it was such a relaxing flight maybe thats because I was high as a kite out among the stars everything was quiet just then we got attacked by some motherfuxking space pirates a laser blast off the starboard bow didn't know what the fuck we were gonna do now the engines blew apart and the ship was going down that's alright I couldnt fly the motherfucker anyhow these pirate assholes had good aim one blast in the ass and we were goin down in flames I steered towards the nearest ball of dust I saw tryna outmaneuver alien outlaws crash landed on a planet with about three suns I grabbed a shiny spacesuit and a laser gun saw an alien town about a mile off I asked the droids what they thought and all I heard was a cough cough it was a nightclub city we had stumbled across an alien handed me a joint that was boss he invited us to blaze I was in the zone me and the droids made this new place our home yeaaa