bad elf on the shelf

hey why so serious . always gotta be mysterious . if you wanna be me . start singing on key . I got power . I have a purpose . at least I'm not worthless . I am a froggy boy yo . your rich but I don't need money . try give me something but I don't want it . I'm strong and proud and tall. at least I don't roar just to call . im ugly? look in the mirror. so weak you could die from a chandelier . fools walk the path to never to be seen again . thought you were smart is that another lie . I can jump so far I can touch the sky.