purple drunk

Now I heard you were purple drunk now you went to my trunk and my car sunk and and I went to find out what it is going on I called my sis and i explaind what happind you took too long that now Im watching cinder rella with my fella but he's a big stellar then you hang up I don't know what to do shall I tell winy the poo said what shall I do he's probably playing with his goo I said your useless you come from a cartoon