Pizza Life

I love pizza pizza is love pizza is life watch my mouth drool as I cut that pizza with a knife the moment your toungue touches that pizza it's heavenly, almost like your in the afterlife four bucks? that's a fair price I value this food item like it's some wrist ice you had two different slices? that's cute i ate the same slice thrice savor it like some ice here's advice, im about to criticize, your cuts are imprecise, now its more than an oopsie cause' you just did it twice yeah triggering my pocd (pizza obsessive compulsive disorder) yeah sis that's the tea no wait, its the sprite on the side with my pizza pineapple on pizza causes a negative stigma kinda like some ketchup with some previously flawless vanilla yeah if you like that crap, you're probably a gorilla this is hard to rhyme think I'll take some steps back if it means I get free pizza Ill live in a crusty old shack but I wouldn't do the same for a messy cold big mac if it means I get free pizza I'll get smacked by a deer's rack but if it don't hurt me, ill cut him some slack I got natural body armor built up from eating all of this damn yummy pizza pizza's like a pie mixed with a cheeseburger and its perfect If there's pizza in the area I will detect it I will grab the pizza and makes sure it gets bit I will make sure the crust gets slit oops I cut myself "someone get me a med kit!" but its worth it for this pizza, exept at chucky cheese the slices don't fit and it creeps me out do they recycle pizza? "without a doubt!" will you still eat it? "without a doubt!" I love pizza pizza is love pizza is life pizza marry me pizza, will you please be my wife?!