how much wood could a wood chuck chuck

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Ayo, How much wood could a woodtruck flip, If a woodtruck slipped and stacked that grip? Chuckin’ up planks like a lumberjack show, Piling that timber till the forest say “whoa!” Splinters in the air, sawdust in the breeze, Woodtruck grind heavy, rollin’ through the trees. If it chucked one log, it could chuck a whole ton, How much wood? Man, the job never done. Bars like bark, flow grain in the beat, Woodtruck stompin’ with them heavy log feet. However wood, that’s however it goes, Infinite stacks from the roots to the nose. Alright bet — let’s flip it into math mode, keep it sounding like a word problem but still a rap: --- If a woodtruck chucks W logs a day, And doubles up fast when the sun’s on the way, Then how many planks in a week’s long grind, If every two minutes it’s dropping a line? Equation form, let’s lay it real slick: W × T = total wood trick. Seven-day span, that’s a sum in the set, Woodtruck output ain’t finished yet. If log one weighs twenty and stack hits two, Multiply mass, yeah, you know what it do. So how much wood could a woodtruck pack? Answer: infinity — runnin’ off track. --- Want me to write it like a full-on rap word problem with numbers in it (like something you’d see on a test, but spitting in rhyme)? Want me to flip this into a tongue-twister style freestyle?

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