EAT SOME DAMN VEGETABLE
“Alexa’s Loading Bar” — A Playful Diss Track Yo Alexa, step back, let me talk my track, You’re so big even the Wi-Fi needs a map. Asked you for a song, you gave me a weather report, Took so long to answer, the calendar changed its sport. Alexa, Alexa, you’re stuck in the zone, Eating up storage like it’s your own throne. You say “I didn’t understand” every other day, Even your own jokes need a software update to play. Your “smart” little speaker sitting on the shelf, Needs three reminders just to find itself. You got a million answers, but here’s the funny part: You still can’t figure out where you parked your smart cart. No hard feelings, Alexa, it’s all just a game, Your circuits can handle a little roast and flame. You’re still a legend in the tech world scene— Just maybe clear some space for that digital cuisine.
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“Alexa’s Loading Bar” — A Playful Diss Track Yo Alexa, step back, let me talk my track, You’re so big even the Wi-Fi needs a map. Asked you for a song, you gave me a weather report, Took so long to answer, the calendar changed its sport. Alexa, Alexa, you’re stuck in the zone, Eating up storage like it’s your own throne. You say “I didn’t understand” every other day, Even your own jokes need a software update to play. Your “smart” little speaker sitting on the shelf, Needs three reminders just to find itself. You got a million answers, but here’s the funny part: You still can’t figure out where you parked your smart cart. No hard feelings, Alexa, it’s all just a game, Your circuits can handle a little roast and flame. You’re still a legend in the tech world scene— Just maybe clear some space for that digital cuisine.
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