Awww Sh*t
Verse 1 Okay, I'm faded and I'm buggin', yeah, my vision startin' to glitch, Got me checkin' on the app, man, this waitin' is a ditch. Starvin' for a late-night bite, the icon's loopin' donuts, Is the driver really lost or is he fishin' for a bonus? Verse 2 GPS is glitchin', said he's 'round the corner' 'bout an hour ago, I'm 'bout to put on a whole entire show, this is not how this is supposed to go! Man, I need my food right now, I'm 'bout to call the whole operation, (Ugh, the hangry hesitation!) This is culinary deprivation!Verse 3 Now I’m pacing through the kitchen like a tiger in a cage, Staring at the microwave in a micro-budget rage. I just tried to eat a napkin cause it kinda looked like cheese, Got me down upon my knees, screaming, "Driver, help me, please!" Checked the map again, he hasn't moved a single pixel, Did he stop to fix a flat or build a customized bicycle? My stomach’s making sounds like a lawnmower starting up, I’m one minute away from eating cereal from a cup! Verse 4 Wait, I hear a car door! No, that's just the wind outside, My emotions on a roller coaster, wild electric ride. If this bag don't show up soon, I'm about to cook a shoe, Put some hot sauce on the leather, season it with barbecue! I'm delusional, I'm desperate, counting seconds on the wall, This is single-handedly the greatest tragedy of all. Then the doorbell finally rings—man, I sprint across the floor, Just to realize that I accidentally ordered to next door!
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Verse 1 Okay, I'm faded and I'm buggin', yeah, my vision startin' to glitch, Got me checkin' on the app, man, this waitin' is a ditch. Starvin' for a late-night bite, the icon's loopin' donuts, Is the driver really lost or is he fishin' for a bonus? Verse 2 GPS is glitchin', said he's 'round the corner' 'bout an hour ago, I'm 'bout to put on a whole entire show, this is not how this is supposed to go! Man, I need my food right now, I'm 'bout to call the whole operation, (Ugh, the hangry hesitation!) This is culinary deprivation!Verse 3 Now I’m pacing through the kitchen like a tiger in a cage, Staring at the microwave in a micro-budget rage. I just tried to eat a napkin cause it kinda looked like cheese, Got me down upon my knees, screaming, "Driver, help me, please!" Checked the map again, he hasn't moved a single pixel, Did he stop to fix a flat or build a customized bicycle? My stomach’s making sounds like a lawnmower starting up, I’m one minute away from eating cereal from a cup! Verse 4 Wait, I hear a car door! No, that's just the wind outside, My emotions on a roller coaster, wild electric ride. If this bag don't show up soon, I'm about to cook a shoe, Put some hot sauce on the leather, season it with barbecue! I'm delusional, I'm desperate, counting seconds on the wall, This is single-handedly the greatest tragedy of all. Then the doorbell finally rings—man, I sprint across the floor, Just to realize that I accidentally ordered to next door!