Nightly Squeaks

Squeak in the night, yeah, they out of sightRats in the kitchen having a fightSqueak in the night, yeah, it ain't politeThey running a marathon under the lightSqueak, squeak, scamper and slideLook for the cheddar, nowhere to hideSqueak in the night, yeah, they out of sightLittle furry ninjas, they out here tonight!Verse 1Midnight hits and the floorboards popRattus norvegicus doing the hopI’m under the blanket, I’m trying to sleepBut the rodent committee is talking in squeaksThey got a whole syndicate down in the floorTrading some breadcrumbs right by the doorHigh-pitched chatter, sound like a tweetTiny pink paws with the athletic feetMet one named Gary, he looked at me boldTook a whole chunk of my Tex-Mex OldHe did a little spin, then he gave me a winkThen he washed his little face right in the sink!ChorusSqueak in the night, yeah, they out of sightRats in the kitchen having a fightSqueak in the night, yeah, it ain't politeThey running a marathon under the lightSqueak, squeak, scamper and slideLook for the cheddar, nowhere to hideSqueak in the night, yeah, they out of sightLittle furry ninjas, they out here tonight!Verse 2They got a rave going on in the wallDJ McSqueaky is running the hallBass line thumping, it’s keeping me upThey using a bottle cap for a cupChewing on wires, they making a sparkTail looking long as they dash in the darkI screamed "Get out!" and I threw a big shoeThe rat did a kickflip and said "Booo-hoo!"Now they in the pantry, knocking down riceLiving so large, man, it happened twiceGoofy little whiskers, twitching so fastEating my snacks like it's their last!OutroYeah, tiny banditsSqueak, squeakGive 'em the cheese, man, just give 'em the cheeseThey won the house anywaySqueak... squeak... [Fades out with one last high-pitched squeak]