WhatApp BEWARE!
*Verse 1* Yo WhatsApp trippin’ for NO REASON Added 40 people, now it’s lockdown season "You're restricted" — bro what did I do?? Just tryna invite the whole damn crew I’m not a bot, I’m not spam I’m just a human with a kitten in my hand Meowin’ at the screen like "let me back in" But they slammed the door on my digital kin *Hook* ANGRY!! WhatsApp why you do me like that 40 friends, one group, now I’m taking an L Kitten in my lap, claws out, I’m mad Unban me now or I’m gonna go feral Restricted for nothing — this ain’t fair Let me text my people, I swear *Verse 2* It’s a kitten, not a crime ring Purrs louder than your stupid warning "Too many adds" — okay, my bad But ban me?? That’s making me SAD AND ANGRY I got memes to send, voice notes to drop Cats pics, food pics, make the chat pop You took my phone hostage, that’s wild Give it back. I’m a grown adult. *Bridge* _meow_ — that’s me being polite _HISSSS_ — that’s me when you kill the vibe Let the kitten and me back in the chat Or we’re scratching up your algorithm *Outro* WhatsApp, fix it. For the kitten. For me. 40+ friends waiting. Unrestricted better come fast.
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*Verse 1* Yo WhatsApp trippin’ for NO REASON Added 40 people, now it’s lockdown season "You're restricted" — bro what did I do?? Just tryna invite the whole damn crew I’m not a bot, I’m not spam I’m just a human with a kitten in my hand Meowin’ at the screen like "let me back in" But they slammed the door on my digital kin *Hook* ANGRY!! WhatsApp why you do me like that 40 friends, one group, now I’m taking an L Kitten in my lap, claws out, I’m mad Unban me now or I’m gonna go feral Restricted for nothing — this ain’t fair Let me text my people, I swear *Verse 2* It’s a kitten, not a crime ring Purrs louder than your stupid warning "Too many adds" — okay, my bad But ban me?? That’s making me SAD AND ANGRY I got memes to send, voice notes to drop Cats pics, food pics, make the chat pop You took my phone hostage, that’s wild Give it back. I’m a grown adult. *Bridge* _meow_ — that’s me being polite _HISSSS_ — that’s me when you kill the vibe Let the kitten and me back in the chat Or we’re scratching up your algorithm *Outro* WhatsApp, fix it. For the kitten. For me. 40+ friends waiting. Unrestricted better come fast.
Damnnnn 🌪️