The Silver-Plated soul Nikola Tesla field

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the urban philosopher hope you understand my metaphor of message.. stay blessed fam... The Silver-Plated soul Hook Oh, fire up the coil and turn the dial high! We’re blasting pure silver right into my guy! With a low-amp, high-voltage atmospheric cloud, I’ve got the shiniest molar in the whole dynamic crowd! Hey! Verse 1 Well, I walked to the dentist with a cavity ache, He said, "A multi-million-dollar vacuum chamber we must make!" I said, "Hold on, Doc, with your funding and your grants, You just want a free vacation to the southern coast of France!" So I pulled out some jumper cables right from my trunk, To bypass all your over-complicated academic junk. I’m mimicking the Earth’s dynamo right in the chair, Creating cold plasma in the wet ambient air! The dentist started sweating, the hygienist ran away, When I pulled out a bust of Nikola Tesla just to save the day! We don't need no acid baths to fry my living nerves, Just a localized ion field that gracefully curves. Now my bicuspid’s glowing like a heavenly gate, While the dental board is having a massive debate! Hook Oh, fire up the coil and turn the dial high! We’re blasting pure silver right into my guy! With a low-amp, high-voltage atmospheric cloud, I’ve got the shiniest molar in the whole dynamic crowd! Yee-haw! Verse 2 Now I’m walking down the street with a metallic grin, I can pick up satellite radio right on my chin! The silver-protein complex is completely bonded tight, My mouth is like a disco ball when it hits the light. I don't need no toothbrush, I don't need no floss, I’m a street-level genius, the ultimate boss. I can microwave a burrito just by opening wide, With a million tiny lightning bolts dancing inside! The university professors are crying in their soup, Because I skipped the vacuum seals and jumped through every hoop. They wanted corporate funding just to coat a little bone, But I did it on the porch with a static-cling drone! Now my fillings are magnetic, my smile has got a spark, And dogs start barking loudly when I walk into the park. Hook Oh, fire up the coil and turn the dial high! We’re blasting pure silver right into my guy! With a low-amp, high-voltage atmospheric cloud, I’ve got the shiniest molar in the whole dynamic crowd! Let's squeeze that box! Verse 3 So if your tooth is hurting and you need a quick fix, Don't let them overcomplicate it with their funding tricks! Just grab a hunk of silver and a high-voltage line, And tell the dental office that you're doing just fine. We’re keeping the protocols locked in the vault, If your fillings start to hum, well, it isn't my fault! Tesla paved the way with his wireless glow, And now my left incisor is a light-up show. The skelly skeletons are dancing in the closet tonight, Because the sovereign mind is shining bright! We put the track on hold, but the hip-hop wouldn't quit, We turned a heavy science concept into a comedy hit. Now open up your jaw and let the cloud surround, It’s the greatest silver dental parade in the town! (Outro) Just low amps! High voltage! Pure silver! And a whole lot of Hip-hop! Oom-pah-pah, crunch!

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