detention

students welcome to detention take your laptops and your electronics out the bag if you have a hoodie on take it off does he really think he's going to keep us here for an entire Saturday I'm calling my mom oh that better not be a phone I'm hearing in my detention come here give me that phone I'm going to be watching you like I'm a drone you almost behaving up all in a classroom but you need to act right and get that through your dumb yeah why do you think it's a game to pretend like you do not know how to behave when you pull up to school it's not a playground it's a place to build your brain oh gosh I want my guitar I'll walk to the crib I don't live really far you're keeping me here for an entire week because I decided to spray paint on your car yes of course it was pretty visible and not to mention the damage was critical hold on wait are you on your phone yeah that's it I'm calling the principal that's on the guys you're in detention and not to mention you got an F in your class distracting the classroom can I go to the bathroom no only you have a pass yeah I'm a janitor folks you know I'm mopping and sweeping the floor I janitor they spilled milk in the cafeteria shoot I got to go never mind and my 10 years of teaching have I seen a class this bad he's so annoying Connor you keep talking back and I'm calling your mom and your dad if that's the case then I would be sad cuz I don't want to go home with my dad every time that I come home to my room he going to try to come in at take my iPad away no I'm only up in detention because I got caught skipping class I wanted to hop in my car and go get some McDonald's because the food y'all got here is trash pretty miserable how you teaching on a weekend that's pretty sad here you go buy something nice and go find a new job cuz you need to run up that bag that's guys