Oh chalrie kirk
(Verse 1)Fresh out of high school, skipped the college degreeStarted Turning Point USA at age eighteenGot a Twitter account and a sharp-dressed suitNow he's out on the campus gathering lootDebating teenagers out in the sunChanging points, winning hearts, one by one(Chorus)Oh, Charlie Kirk, you're a busy young manOwning the libs just as fast as you canWith a micro-dose camera and a macro-dose spaceYou're the online king with the slightly small faceKeep spinning that culture, keep fighting the fightFrom the morning podcast straight into the night(Verse 2)He wakes up at dawn, grabs a giant cold brewGot seventy slides on the "woke" things they doHe steps to the podium, adjusts his silk tieAsks a college freshman a trick question, "Why?"The crowd starts to cheer, the video's made"Charlie Kirk DESTROYS" means he's getting paid(Chorus)Oh, Charlie Kirk, you're a busy young manOwning the libs just as fast as you canWith a micro-dose camera and a macro-dose spaceYou're the online king with the slightly small faceKeep spinning that culture, keep fighting the fightFrom the morning podcast straight into the night(Bridge)Is the camera angle weird, or is it just me?No, it's optical illusions from the mainstream TV!He’s saving western culture with a digital gridDoing what the old-guard boomers never did(Guitar Solo - Fast, frantic, and twangy)(Verse 3)Now he's filling up arenas, packing out the hallsTalking 'bout the borders and the campus wallsGot a million followers hanging on his textWondering what group he's gonna cancel nextHe packs up his briefcase, yells "Facts over feelings!"While his streaming statistics hit the arena ceilings(Chorus)Oh, Charlie Kirk, you're a busy young manOwning the libs just as fast as you canWith a micro-dose camera and a macro-dose spaceYou're the online king with the slightly small faceKeep spinning that culture, keep fighting the fightFrom the morning podcast straight into the night(Outro)Yeah, facts over feelings...Unless the feeling gets views...Turning points, turning heads...Check the feed for the news...(Fade out on a sharp acoustic strum)
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(Verse 1)Fresh out of high school, skipped the college degreeStarted Turning Point USA at age eighteenGot a Twitter account and a sharp-dressed suitNow he's out on the campus gathering lootDebating teenagers out in the sunChanging points, winning hearts, one by one(Chorus)Oh, Charlie Kirk, you're a busy young manOwning the libs just as fast as you canWith a micro-dose camera and a macro-dose spaceYou're the online king with the slightly small faceKeep spinning that culture, keep fighting the fightFrom the morning podcast straight into the night(Verse 2)He wakes up at dawn, grabs a giant cold brewGot seventy slides on the "woke" things they doHe steps to the podium, adjusts his silk tieAsks a college freshman a trick question, "Why?"The crowd starts to cheer, the video's made"Charlie Kirk DESTROYS" means he's getting paid(Chorus)Oh, Charlie Kirk, you're a busy young manOwning the libs just as fast as you canWith a micro-dose camera and a macro-dose spaceYou're the online king with the slightly small faceKeep spinning that culture, keep fighting the fightFrom the morning podcast straight into the night(Bridge)Is the camera angle weird, or is it just me?No, it's optical illusions from the mainstream TV!He’s saving western culture with a digital gridDoing what the old-guard boomers never did(Guitar Solo - Fast, frantic, and twangy)(Verse 3)Now he's filling up arenas, packing out the hallsTalking 'bout the borders and the campus wallsGot a million followers hanging on his textWondering what group he's gonna cancel nextHe packs up his briefcase, yells "Facts over feelings!"While his streaming statistics hit the arena ceilings(Chorus)Oh, Charlie Kirk, you're a busy young manOwning the libs just as fast as you canWith a micro-dose camera and a macro-dose spaceYou're the online king with the slightly small faceKeep spinning that culture, keep fighting the fightFrom the morning podcast straight into the night(Outro)Yeah, facts over feelings...Unless the feeling gets views...Turning points, turning heads...Check the feed for the news...(Fade out on a sharp acoustic strum)