Unsane
[Verse 1] Yo, I stepped out for some milk back in 2009 Now I’m arguing with pigeons and I’m losing my mind I tried to GPS my house, but I ended up in Maine The Google Maps lady said, "Sir, you are legally insane" I’m wearing a lasagna as a hat, it’s a vibe I’m the only human member of a squirrel-led tribe I forgot my middle name, so I’m going by "Greg" I just tried to fry an omelet on my own left leg! [Chorus] I’m looking for the exit, but I’m stuck in a loop I’m playing basketball with a hula-hoop The GPS is laughing, the road is made of cheese I’m lost in the sauce, call the sanity police! I can’t find my way back, no matter how I try I just saw a purple hippo do a backflip in the sky But hold on, wait—don't you worry ‘bout me By 2045, I’ll be normal, you’ll see! [Verse 2] I walked into a Walmart just to find my inner peace But I started a debate with a bucket of grease I told the cashier my soul was a toasted baguette He told me, "Sir, this is a Wendy’s," but I haven't left yet! I’m tracing my steps, but my steps are all circles I’m seeing life through the eyes of Steve Urkel I mailed a letter to myself, but I sent it to the moon I’m eating tomato soup with a slotted wooden spoon! [Bridge] (Spoken in a frantic whisper) Wait, did the toaster just wink at me? I think it did. It knows I know. It knows I’m coming back eventually... Probably after I finish this conversation with this lamp. [Verse 3] My brain is a browser with a hundred open tabs I’m currently vibing with some intergalactic crabs The road home is blocked by a wall of giant Jello I asked it for directions and it just screamed "YELLOW!" But look, I got a plan, I’m-a snap out of the funk Right after I finish organizing all this astral junk One day I’ll be stable, I’ll pay my taxes on time But for now, I’m just a guy who thinks his elbows are a crime! [Chorus] I’m looking for the exit, but I’m stuck in a loop I’m playing basketball with a hula-hoop The GPS is laughing, the road is made of cheese I’m lost in the sauce, call the sanity police! I can’t find my way back, no matter how I try I just saw a purple hippo do a backflip in the sky But hold on, wait—don't you worry ‘bout me By 2045, I’ll be normal, you’ll see! [Outro] (Beat starts to slow down and distort) Yeah. Normal. I’m gonna wear matching socks. I’m gonna stop calling the mailbox "Grandpa." Any day now... Wait... is that a floating taco? (Sound of a loud boing effect) Never mind, I'm busy. Peace out! (Or "Peas out," because I’m currently a vegetable)
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[Verse 1] Yo, I stepped out for some milk back in 2009 Now I’m arguing with pigeons and I’m losing my mind I tried to GPS my house, but I ended up in Maine The Google Maps lady said, "Sir, you are legally insane" I’m wearing a lasagna as a hat, it’s a vibe I’m the only human member of a squirrel-led tribe I forgot my middle name, so I’m going by "Greg" I just tried to fry an omelet on my own left leg! [Chorus] I’m looking for the exit, but I’m stuck in a loop I’m playing basketball with a hula-hoop The GPS is laughing, the road is made of cheese I’m lost in the sauce, call the sanity police! I can’t find my way back, no matter how I try I just saw a purple hippo do a backflip in the sky But hold on, wait—don't you worry ‘bout me By 2045, I’ll be normal, you’ll see! [Verse 2] I walked into a Walmart just to find my inner peace But I started a debate with a bucket of grease I told the cashier my soul was a toasted baguette He told me, "Sir, this is a Wendy’s," but I haven't left yet! I’m tracing my steps, but my steps are all circles I’m seeing life through the eyes of Steve Urkel I mailed a letter to myself, but I sent it to the moon I’m eating tomato soup with a slotted wooden spoon! [Bridge] (Spoken in a frantic whisper) Wait, did the toaster just wink at me? I think it did. It knows I know. It knows I’m coming back eventually... Probably after I finish this conversation with this lamp. [Verse 3] My brain is a browser with a hundred open tabs I’m currently vibing with some intergalactic crabs The road home is blocked by a wall of giant Jello I asked it for directions and it just screamed "YELLOW!" But look, I got a plan, I’m-a snap out of the funk Right after I finish organizing all this astral junk One day I’ll be stable, I’ll pay my taxes on time But for now, I’m just a guy who thinks his elbows are a crime! [Chorus] I’m looking for the exit, but I’m stuck in a loop I’m playing basketball with a hula-hoop The GPS is laughing, the road is made of cheese I’m lost in the sauce, call the sanity police! I can’t find my way back, no matter how I try I just saw a purple hippo do a backflip in the sky But hold on, wait—don't you worry ‘bout me By 2045, I’ll be normal, you’ll see! [Outro] (Beat starts to slow down and distort) Yeah. Normal. I’m gonna wear matching socks. I’m gonna stop calling the mailbox "Grandpa." Any day now... Wait... is that a floating taco? (Sound of a loud boing effect) Never mind, I'm busy. Peace out! (Or "Peas out," because I’m currently a vegetable)
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