The Dookie Browns

I'm about to walk up and rattle ya balls that be a battling call got diarrhea and then spattered the walls graffitied the stalls I shit on the floor when I get into malls and then I say it's because I was not wearing no draws against that there's no laws and if there is then it's one I've never saw. I made a brown biscuit in the booty bowl then somebody took advantage of my dookie hole. It got dilated allegedly stated the facts and my hole somebody played although they stayed in the cracks while humming baby got back I wish my hole would relax without me taking some lax bars bitch I leave candy bars on the lid of the shitter they just look at ya snicker laughing about me shitting my knicker couldn't be any quicker so I painted a picture in my looms the dunes from my boons practically invaded my boots to shoes from caboose now they squishy wit poots but further inspection got me finding some loots I'm talking logs with mixed nuts and corn on the cobs got a whole Thanksgiving dinner invitation I sent her said I'll save a spot at the table if I'm able to make another brown gravy hazel mistake loaded up on a paper plate this dookie taste great I can't wait to see how much more I can make Boxes and bins and plastic bags Should I mention the pair of depends That sags lower than Baghdad they calling hazmat just some protection From my ass snacks, I ruin the backs Of every pair of pants I ever shat You best remember that, cuz I'm a repeat offender asshole works like a blender the fudge practically falls out the center It's an ice cream vender number one contender for soft serving dessert Right after dinner I ate a Cornish game henner If it digests right I might get the best left overs Onions parted my nose hairs, like halt who goes there you can smell it in the air It's my dingleberry orchard derriere It's like a fucking Harriet jet flew into my hanger it was a bootyhole banger Felt like I wasnt in danger I would tell you if it got any stranger dropped some kids in a manger they were packing some heat so I did right thing opened the hole load on the wheat Wasn't missing the seat from my butt hole it leap like an Olympic athlete leaving stains on ya sheets I take a bath every week so you do the math see how many Dooks did I do today Too many to count some of em were runny but most of em were solid and brown They slid outta my mound And into the waters of the sewers then The collards distinctively soften the skin My assholes been talking again