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YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN I CAN LEGPRESS LIKE 500 LBS WITH ONLY ONE HAND I ALWAYS FLEX IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS I’M GONNA PUT MY LEGS BEHIND MY HEAD AND SUCK MY OWN DICK BECAUSE IT’S MASCULINE CRAFT BEER’S FOR PUSSIES I ONLY DRINK BUSCH LITE AND IF YOU TALK SHIT ON KID ROCK I’LL END YOUR FUCKING LIFE I PARK IN THE HANDICAP SPOT BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I USED TO DRIVE A PICKUP BUT NOW I DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK HOLY SHIT GOD DAMN WHO NEEDS A GYM WHEN I CAN WORK OUT IN MY MUSCLE CAR I’LL PICK A FIGHT WITH ANYONE INSIDE MY FAVORITE SPORTS BAR I HAVE TATTOOS OF BARBED WIRE AND BROKEN GLASS MY DAD’S A COP AND I BET HE COULD KICK YOUR DAD’S FUCKING ASS PEOPLE WONDER WHY I’M ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME BUT IF YOU MENTION IT I’LL GET DEFENSIVE AT THE DROP OF A DIME I SWEAR TO GOD I’VE NEVER CRIED A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE NO, I’M TOTALLY SERIOUS, I’M THE MANLIEST TYPE OF GUY YEAH I ONLY ENJOY EATING PHALLIC SHAPED FOODS BANANAS, HOT DOGS, POPSICLES, AND SAUSAGES TOO I DO THIS BECAUSE IT’S MANLY, NOT BECAUSE IT’S INSANE I DON’T HAVE NO TIME FOR WEAKLINGS, ESPECIALLY IF I’M WATCHING THE GAME I CUT THE SLEEVES OFF OF ALL OF THE SHIRTS I BUY IT HELPS ME SHOW OFF MY MUSCLES TO OTHER GUYS I LIKE TO THINK THAT THEY SEE ME AND THINK I’M TOUGH BUT HONESTLY, I WEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I’M NOT THAT BUFF I’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN ALWAYS PUT ME IN THE FRIENDZONE I SEND THEM UNSOLICITED DICK PICS FROM MY PHONE THE TRUTH IS I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME MAYBE IT’S MY ANGER ISSUES OR THAT I HAVE A TINY PEEPEE
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YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN I CAN LEGPRESS LIKE 500 LBS WITH ONLY ONE HAND I ALWAYS FLEX IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS I’M GONNA PUT MY LEGS BEHIND MY HEAD AND SUCK MY OWN DICK BECAUSE IT’S MASCULINE CRAFT BEER’S FOR PUSSIES I ONLY DRINK BUSCH LITE AND IF YOU TALK SHIT ON KID ROCK I’LL END YOUR FUCKING LIFE I PARK IN THE HANDICAP SPOT BECAUSE I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I USED TO DRIVE A PICKUP BUT NOW I DRIVE A MONSTER TRUCK HOLY SHIT GOD DAMN WHO NEEDS A GYM WHEN I CAN WORK OUT IN MY MUSCLE CAR I’LL PICK A FIGHT WITH ANYONE INSIDE MY FAVORITE SPORTS BAR I HAVE TATTOOS OF BARBED WIRE AND BROKEN GLASS MY DAD’S A COP AND I BET HE COULD KICK YOUR DAD’S FUCKING ASS PEOPLE WONDER WHY I’M ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME BUT IF YOU MENTION IT I’LL GET DEFENSIVE AT THE DROP OF A DIME I SWEAR TO GOD I’VE NEVER CRIED A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE NO, I’M TOTALLY SERIOUS, I’M THE MANLIEST TYPE OF GUY YEAH I ONLY ENJOY EATING PHALLIC SHAPED FOODS BANANAS, HOT DOGS, POPSICLES, AND SAUSAGES TOO I DO THIS BECAUSE IT’S MANLY, NOT BECAUSE IT’S INSANE I DON’T HAVE NO TIME FOR WEAKLINGS, ESPECIALLY IF I’M WATCHING THE GAME I CUT THE SLEEVES OFF OF ALL OF THE SHIRTS I BUY IT HELPS ME SHOW OFF MY MUSCLES TO OTHER GUYS I LIKE TO THINK THAT THEY SEE ME AND THINK I’M TOUGH BUT HONESTLY, I WEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I’M NOT THAT BUFF I’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN ALWAYS PUT ME IN THE FRIENDZONE I SEND THEM UNSOLICITED DICK PICS FROM MY PHONE THE TRUTH IS I THINK THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME MAYBE IT’S MY ANGER ISSUES OR THAT I HAVE A TINY PEEPEE
KILLED IT 😵
KILLED IT 😵